Oh what a long day, don’t get me started. I was looking forward to watching a downloaded version of the American Idol craziness when something ended up in my inbox. First I thought well isn’t that just the Basterds footage they showed on American Idol, but no. The Playlist, a website you absolutely must bookmark, got this via Film School Rejects, and it is … fasten your seatbelts … an extended version of Inglourious …

Sorry for being so late with this, but I was out of the country for a day. What we have here are four official Inglourious Basterds teaser posters. They look very teaserific and I’m pretty sure most of them won’t be seen on German billboards. One of them shows Donny “The Bear Jew” Donnowitz‘ baseball bat with a bloody helmet, the other a knive and a swastika, the third a rifle. One is just …

Have you calmed down? The teaser trailer that hit the net in full inglouriuos force yesterday certainly had me click the “replay” button numerous times (also watch it in German if you wanna see inglourious dubbing). While I think it didn’t have the kick-ass attitude of the Kill Bill teaser years ago, which practically knocked me out of my comfy office chair, it nevertheless set the mood right. This film won’t be your typical …

I’m full. I had chinese food and it was too much. Luckily, something amazing was waiting for me after the short walk back from the restaurant, where they had a Kill Bill house of blue leaves style bridge and pond, by the way. Yahoo Movies has the full untampered official teaser trailer of Inglourious Basterds up, also in inglourious Quicktime HD (as opposed to Yahoo’s own standard crapfest streaming shit), so check it out …

While Universal’s weirdo lawyers are going medieval on everyone’s asses on Youtube, I finally found a way to see Entertainment Tonight’s Inglourious Basterds teaser footage in acceptable quality. By the way, I don’t get what their friggin’ problem is. It’s free publicity! Considering that only a fraction of the planet’s population can watch ET, they should be happy Youtube exists. And the real thing is supposed to hit the net in some official way …

Here’s the teaser for the teaser to be shown today on Entertainment Tonight (I think 6pm eastern standard time, USA) which will also be seen in theaters attached to Friday the 13th: CLICK YouTube or in HD HERE:

Gotta hand it to the French, they sure don’t beat around the bush (all sorts of puns intended). Allocine.fr claims that a teaser trailer for Inglourious Basterds, which has not even wrapped yet, will hit next Thursday the 12th. If true, I predict all sorts of craziness. Stay tuned, you Basterds! On a sidenote, I remember when the Kill Bill teaser hit and I watched it over and over again. It kicked so much …

Today, the internets have washed ashore something that I would very cautiously describe as a potentially real but early draft test print-out (can I say this anymore cautiously?) of an Inglorious Bastards teaser poster. I’ve attached a small version of this to the right. You all know how cautious I usually am with rumors and other things, there were a few factors that let me determine that this was in fact worth posting considering …